As older grows mine anxious mind, my shelf grows ever heavy;
I've won your love, the Nobel Prize, some crayons and a Chevy,
But still the loot I crave seems not to graze the skills I levy,
There's not a rhyme within my mind that wouldst earn me a Devvie.
Whoo!
Give the man a banjo and a funky, funky cat..
He can tailor suits and major moots and live within a hat..
He's got no purple cipher and his mushroom has no mat..
But still he spiels like a clockawork wheel and here's a song about that..
Words never were for wording,
And wording not for him,
And words and hymns that never were,
Were wondering when he'd win..
So if you see a peacock,
And wonder if it's me,
Then gizz' a call upon my phone,
At some time after three..
Where'pon I'll say- Confound it man,
Take thou me for some bird?
I'll state that I'm a camel,
And I'll rhyme it with absurd..
If words were writ for wording,
And wording wrote to me,
I'd write a word that rhymed with bird,
At some time after three..
Confound me if I seize the prize or write for wording's worth,
I'll only write to wrong the right to reign upon your work,
For rí rá agus ruaille rule the rulings of thy hearth,
When all remains rule out the reigns, lo glory rules out mirth..
© Absolutely nobody, 2003.. you heard the man.. now get back to your patrol; on the double..















Comments
I swear...I swear that I understood this, in some very odd fashion.
You = awesome!
Woob to you and your awesome writting style!
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If dreams are like movies...
Then memories are films about ghosts.
~Kindred~
Good one
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I'm jus' here & now
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Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
I don't know what else to say...
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June 22
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WOOP WoopWoop Woop woop....
Ruile==Ruaile in the final verse; I probly spelled it differetly in the description as well.. there be a complicated reason for the error.. but the title spelling is the correct one.. I'm just a lil' afraid to upload/edit after bad da experiences in the past. :j
So there ya go.. whoo!
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Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
Ruaille though. And Buaille.
You dingbat. Why didn't you ask me how to spell it? :razz:
Fun readin'
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