Rappa yo Hands

What do you call a clavi that's also a toaster?

A toaster.

..

What?

Y'all act like you've never seen a rappin' banjo before,
Jaws all on the floor,
Like a clavi with a DP just walked in the door..

See that's funny 'cause the banjo's the DP whore,
Earning favourites galore,
With clav at the back just lookin' bored..

If Nostradamus were here he'd say score,
'cause according to lore,
He reckoned ol' Banjo'd win this here war..

Now I don't know about you, but I'm pretty bored,
Got all the way to verse four,
But it's just not funny anymore..

Kinda like the clavio,
Stick that in yer pipe'n'go:

I'm Ban Jovi,
Yes I'm the real Saddam,

But the folk that had clavis wish
They never had 'em..

So don't
Ya wish Otab
Would just wheesht up,
Just wheesht up,
Just wheesht up..

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Geddit, toaster?