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One day Faithwalker said to Pach:
Hold this for me, will ya?
And make sure that you keep it safe,
Or else I'll have to kill ya..
So Faithy said he'd be right back,
Of course, Pach got distracted;
He started ranting, as he does,
And then Faithy got back and
Where's the box I gave you Pach?
Pach had lost the box..
So Faithy had to leave post haste,
Despite his orange socks-
He said he had to go find Ruth,
Because the box was hers,
And skyOrange rhymes with nothing,
So we're screwed for the next verse..
So Faithy snarled and scooted off,
And Pach felt some remorse..
The Link of the Night was fast asleep,
So Pachie stol
"Well Heaven's sort of full right now,
And there's no room for you.
But if you'll preach my word and stuff
I'll see what I can do."
*adapted from a recent translation of a severely abridged bible revised to suit a balancing scale of right and wrong that gravity tips in a considerably different manner than ever it would have in the time of Jesus himself/herself.
So people read and people scampered,
People loved and praised the Lord-
Some people went and fed the poor,
Some even prayed when they were bored.
Some pitied all they chose to see,
Gave away their 50p,
Sang God's praises joyfully,
In every s
Like a Sonnet
Partikl thinks I've a hobbit fetish,
Told me in Greek- he doesn't know Lettish,
Sonnets with couplets are weird so let's dish
Out all of our a,a,a,a Flemish..
This here sonnet's a queer aberration,
Bending rules with Pachunkification,
But, says Nostradamus' revelations,
This just might get Daily Deviation.
Score- but not really, it's all just in my head,
It's now 6AM and I must get to bed,
Let no-one suspect that the Banjo's dead,
'cause I ain't got no Hobbit fetish Fred!
Wrote this and coulda been sleeping instead,
I'm gonna get you for all of this Fred..
Dude, my name's Steve.
I Love You
I can't really write..
Like, right now that is..
So I think I'll just sit here
And listen to the music drowning
Out the hum of this here machine,
And drink me some tea.
Which is OK, 'cause I've got your picture here beside me.
I've got stuff to do-
Don't really want to do any of it..
I'd like to write,
But I can't really right now..
But that's alright, 'cause I've got your picture.
I had this dream last night,
About a cathedral,
But I was too scared to go on the roof..
If I went on the roof I was going to jump, you see..
But that scared me.. the roof..
It was only a dream,
But I still didn't tell you about that part earlier.
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