TimeIt is 2040and there is time for pianogreat grandfather would sayon his daily wayto his old and coolpiano stool
Institute RebootHistory's bigAnd I'm only a human,But I'm losing my mindAnd I'm growing a new one!
The First Time TravelO.U.ARCHIVE ENTRY U3BKJThere is an incident recorded in Operation Universifix's database known commonly as the "first" time travel."First?", you may ask. Problems with chronology-related language are frequent for the uninitiated here at Operation Universifix, but please bear with us.There was once a saloon, ultraspatially situated at what is now the center of the city Zero Zero.This saloon was round and tall, with a balcony circling the inside of what would be the bar's 2nd floor if anybody could get to it. There was no staircase. There were, however, five doors up there.Four of these doors have never been opened, and the remaining door - the middle door - has been opened only twice.Strict anti-chrontamination measures mean that no-one at Universifix has seen what is behind the door. Furthermore, the erratic chronotopology surrounding the events during the establishment's establishment mean that a suitable time-boundry alignment cannot be found for traveling to witness