Like a Sonnet

Partikl thinks I've a hobbit fetish,
Told me in Greek- he doesn't know Lettish,
Sonnets with couplets are weird so let's dish
Out all of our a,a,a,a Flemish..
This here sonnet's a queer aberration,
Bending rules with Pachunkification,
But, says Nostradamus' revelations,
This just might get Daily Deviation.
Score- but not really, it's all just in my head,
It's now 6AM and I must get to bed,
Let no-one suspect that the Banjo's dead,
'cause I ain't got no Hobbit fetish Fred!
Wrote this and coulda been sleeping instead,
I'm gonna get you for all of this Fred..

Dude, my name's Steve.

Whatever.