If you were rushing to and almost late for the most important meeting of, say, your career
And you saw Jesus on the way,
And he asked you to stop with him to admire and/or bask in the flowers
On some kinda yummy, sunny day..

That'd be weird.

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I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before..

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If war is bad
And love is good
Where people die
When evil should

And greed resides
Where giving could:
Why does man post
Where life once stood?

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Post?

Yeah. Like, a flag or whatever. Imperiamism and all that.

Yeah but, post?

Hey, shut up. I don't tell you how to write..

True.

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I don't think God would want people to bow to 'im if he approached 'em,
I don't think he's got anything against athiests, coloured folk, gays, remarried folk, or even Microsoft,
I don't think he wants you bitchin' at any of 'em on his behalf,
And I don't think he'd be very good at Pong.

I mean, his hands must be what, a carpark wide?

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If you were God.. would you ask say, me, to bow to you? I mean, for kicks. Kneeling, songs of praise, the works.

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Looks like somebody got sidetracked..

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Anyhoo, more importantly..

If you were rushing to and almost late for the most important meeting of your career or the like
And you saw Jesus on the way,
And he asked you to stop with him to admire and/or bask in the flowers
On some kinda yummy, sunny day,
What would you do?

Hm?