Me and Mr. PoohMe and RP got on the last meteor to the planet Lavablob.Me and Mr. Pooh by Pachunka
A wise choice?
Lavablob is called Earth these days by the cool kids; but way back then, Lavablob was all rocks and lava and nowhere to sit.
The meteor-journey was ass-long and the planet looked completely different from the brochure by the time we got there; not to mention the name change.
But it was fun on the way -- we spent most of the trip in frozen stasis. At least we were supposed to.
We would sneak out onto the rock some nights and play tricks.
Frozen passengers have a high tolerance for getting flung overboard.
(It was an accident!)
We figured out how to steer the meteor too,
That probably extended the trip a bit.
The AI robot pilot didn't care. He was robo-drunk half the time. The three of us played a whole lot of cards and sang badly into the spacey night.
Comets and nebulas were our audience; we had a radio-telescope to listen to them applaud.
We made a deal with robo-dude not to have our memories erased like
SpinI once had all the time in the worldSpin by Pachunka
I spent it in a casino
I won everything
Quite a few times
There were cards and roulette wheels
and a woman in a red dress
she wasn't there for the casino
she had lost her cat
we went looking for the cat together
it was noisy
I heard people winning everything
then losing everything
quite a f-you know this part
white-cat was found
we got married;
the woman and I.
not the cat
Robbing the ForgeThe wordsmithRobbing the Forge by Pachunka
red stars into the air
I collected the sparks [ow, ow, ow]
And wrote you this poem